Feces Happen

Completed Level 1

30 Gamerscore

To Hell With Hell

Completed Level 2

30 Gamerscore

Bad Everything Day

Completed Level 3

30 Gamerscore

Carpoolin'

Completed Level 4

30 Gamerscore

Ok Papa

Completed Level 5

30 Gamerscore

All In A Day's Work

Completed Level 6

30 Gamerscore

No Child Left Behind

Completed Level 7

30 Gamerscore

No Refunds!

Completed Level 8

30 Gamerscore

Treat Yourself Twice A Day

Drank two cups of coffee

30 Gamerscore

Take My Breath Away

Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times

30 Gamerscore

Slow Down Dude!

Drove 150 km per hour

30 Gamerscore

Wordsmith

Spoke perfectly

30 Gamerscore

Robocorpse

Killed every robot

30 Gamerscore

Good Job, Sam!

Completed Story Mode Single Player

50 Gamerscore

Good Job, Sams!

Completed Story Mode Co-Op

50 Gamerscore

Bronze Before Brains

Got bronze or higher on every time trial

30 Gamerscore

Silver Spoon In His Mouth

Got silver or higher on every time trial

50 Gamerscore

Golden Furniture

Got gold on every time trial

70 Gamerscore

HOLY FECES!

Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel

100 Gamerscore

Skip Right To The Action

Skipped a cinematic

20 Gamerscore

Hippie Boy

Went to work without shoes

30 Gamerscore

Made Tony Open A Cafe...

Tipped Tony

30 Gamerscore

...Then Blew It Up

Blew up Tony

30 Gamerscore

Stairway To The Living Room

Didn't fall down the stairs

30 Gamerscore

Piss Perfect

Made no stains on yourself

30 Gamerscore

Blink 2000 Times For Yes

Blinked 2000 times

30 Gamerscore

Character-Driven Story

Watched all cinematics without skipping

30 Gamerscore

#Hashtag

Found every hashtag

30 Gamerscore