OCD

Get all other achievements in the game

90 Gamerscore

Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

50 Gamerscore

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-O-John

50 Gamerscore

Flush

Acquire a diamond

50 Gamerscore

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

90 Gamerscore

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

15 Gamerscore

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits

15 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Trespasser

Find Fred's basement workshop

10 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe

10 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold

10 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo

10 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Fraud

Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Forger

Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

15 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Thief

Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

10 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

10 Gamerscore

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

15 Gamerscore

Master Plumber

Flush 50 objects through time

15 Gamerscore

Moronic Drone

Get a job

10 Gamerscore

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree

10 Gamerscore

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree

10 Gamerscore

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag

10 Gamerscore

You Call That a Hint?

Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

15 Gamerscore

Obvious, Really...

Make it rain

10 Gamerscore

Not Raised in a Barn

Close a door

10 Gamerscore

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items

10 Gamerscore

WWSCD?

Climb through the chimney with all three kids

10 Gamerscore

Costume Quest

Clothe Laverne in the costume

10 Gamerscore

Chateau Eau Neaux

Make vinegar

10 Gamerscore

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Enter the human contest

10 Gamerscore

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time

Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

15 Gamerscore

Winning Is Better

Win the human contest

10 Gamerscore

Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This

Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

15 Gamerscore

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie

Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

10 Gamerscore

That Should Have Worked

Hoagie uses battery with Chron-O-John instead of plug

15 Gamerscore

Coffee Achiever

Wake up Dr. Fred

10 Gamerscore

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater

10 Gamerscore

Don't Try This at Home

Microwave the frozen hamster

10 Gamerscore

Now You're Pushing It

Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

15 Gamerscore

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk

10 Gamerscore

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster

10 Gamerscore

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Get Fred to sign the contract

10 Gamerscore

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism

Hoagie eats a Hoagie

15 Gamerscore

Music Appreciation Award

Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

15 Gamerscore

Olive Branch

Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

15 Gamerscore

Energy Conscious

Turn off the television

15 Gamerscore

Games History Major

Play Maniac Mansion

15 Gamerscore

We're All Brothers

Ask the IRS agents if they're related

15 Gamerscore

Are You My Mummy?

Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

15 Gamerscore

That Joke Never Gets Old

Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

15 Gamerscore

Missing Pink

Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

15 Gamerscore

And Then the Universe Explodes

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

15 Gamerscore

And Then the Universe Implodes

Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Gamerscore

That Only Works with Alligators

Try to flush the hamster

15 Gamerscore

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice

Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

15 Gamerscore

ESRB Violation

Laverne thinks about eating the cat

15 Gamerscore

Voiding the Warranty

Try to put something metal in the microwave

15 Gamerscore

Most Annoying Guest Ever

Ring the front desk bell 100 times

15 Gamerscore

Chef

Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

15 Gamerscore