(Love Is) Thicker Than Water

Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars

10 Gamerscore

Ring My Bell

Unlocked the Pickup Finder

25 Gamerscore

Rubberband Man

Unlocked the Reverser Wheel

25 Gamerscore

Keep on Truckin'

Unlocked the Traffic Coner

25 Gamerscore

Cold as Ice

Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer

25 Gamerscore

Play That Funky Music

Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box

25 Gamerscore

You Spin Me Right Round

Followed a lady into the big smoke

25 Gamerscore

I've Made a Huge Mistake

Made a huge mistake

25 Gamerscore

Tijuana Taxi

Drove straight for Beth

50 Gamerscore

I Will Survive

Survived the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding

25 Gamerscore

It's Tuesday!

Stood still for a minute of silence at The Memorial

79 Gamerscore

The Horn Proclaimers

Honked your horn 500 times, then honked your horn 500 more

25 Gamerscore

Baby Come Back

Died 360 times

10 Gamerscore

I've Covered Wars, You Know

Revolved over 53,596 times

25 Gamerscore

Baby on Board

Aggressively warned a dozen pedestrians with the Traffic Coner

10 Gamerscore

Fly Like an Eagle

Purchased a pet eagle

10 Gamerscore

Welcome to eSports

Completed your first eSports Speedrun Challenge

15 Gamerscore

Better Than Mama

Got a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team

25 Gamerscore

Straight to the Pool Room

In "Ball Bouncers", bounced the ball at least 12 times

20 Gamerscore

Sweet Freedom

In "Run Like Crazy", got 150 yards away

20 Gamerscore

Fire and Rain

In "Death from Above", survived for 30 seconds

20 Gamerscore

Angry Eyes

In "Limocide", took out 50 pedestrians

20 Gamerscore

Pope on the Ropes

In "Farming Simulator 1977", completed your farming in under 40 seconds

20 Gamerscore

Disco Inferno

In "Destruction Derby", took out 8 cars

20 Gamerscore

Assistant Professor

In "The Great Hunt", found 6 regions

20 Gamerscore

That's Where The Happy People Go

Viewed the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?

10 Gamerscore

Hotel Roundabout

Purchased some property

10 Gamerscore

Feels Like the First Time

Purchased something from The Chrome Dome

10 Gamerscore

25 or 6 to 4

Reached a 35x multiplier

25 Gamerscore

For the Love of Money

Collected every Cash Stash

25 Gamerscore

Gonna Fly Now

Accomplished every Sick Jump

25 Gamerscore

Star Power

Collected every star in a single ride

20 Gamerscore

Low Rider

Discovered all of the horns

25 Gamerscore

Possession Obsession

Purchased every hat and paint job

25 Gamerscore

Still the One

Collected every star in every ride

50 Gamerscore

True Maximilian

Purchased every property

25 Gamerscore

Feels So Good

Reached 100% completion on a mission

25 Gamerscore

What a Fool Believes

Reached 100% completion for the entire game

50 Gamerscore

Wheels of Steel

Completed an eSports Speedrun without exploding

25 Gamerscore

Smoke & Mirrors

Drove the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing

51 Gamerscore