Get Your First Achievement

Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.

90 Gamerscore

Beat The Game

Complete The Stanley Parable.

90 Gamerscore

Test Achievement Please Ignore

Test achievement description! Replace this!

90 Gamerscore

Welcome Back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

90 Gamerscore

You Can't Jump

No seriously, we disabled it.

90 Gamerscore

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

90 Gamerscore

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90 Gamerscore

Click on door 430 five times

Click on door 430 five times.

90 Gamerscore

Speed Run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

90 Gamerscore

Settings World Champion

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

90 Gamerscore

Super Go Outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

100 Gamerscore